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Friday, December 31, 2004

Sindir2 syg ('',)


sindir-sindir sayang....

masa bercinta
engkau suka aku pun suka
kemana pergi pun tak apa
yang penting jalan berdua
naik bas pun takpa
jalan tengah panas pun takpa
sampai melecet ketiak jadinya
semua suka tiada duka

masa engkau suka
aku pun suka
tapai yg engkau suka aku pun suka walaupun sebenarnya tak berapa suka
petai yg engkau suka,
aku pun telan juga
walaupun nak terjegil biji mata
kita sama-sama ketawa

masa engkau suka
aku pun suka
Tempe yg aku makan jadi kegemaran kau juga
walaupun kau tak pernah makan sebelumnya

masa engkau suka
aku pun suka
pakai apa pun tak pe
baju merah tudung biru pun tak ape
tudung kau senget aku kata takpe
gigi kena lipstik aku tak kisah juga
engkau tetap cantik jelita

masa engkau suka
aku pun suka
aku pakai apapun tak ape,
lupa pakai tali pinggang pun tak ape,
T shirt koyak kat ketiak pun tak ape,
Lupa cukur misai pun tak ape,
Kau kata aku tetap handsome seadanya.

baru kahwin,
kau sangat suka, aku lagilah suka
macam dunia kita yg punya
dua minggu terperap dalam bilik aje
sampai makan pun selalu terlupa

kau sangat suka, aku lagilah suka
tiga empat papan petai sehari aku tak pernah lupa

kau sangat suka, aku lagilah suka
hari-hari tiga empat pinggan tempe kau goreng utk
aku saja

bila anak dua
lain pulak cerita,
kau suka aku tak suka,
aku suka engkau tak suka
sebab petai yg engkau suka
aku sangat tak suka
mana taknya, bilik air jadi hancing jadinya
mungkin salah aku juga
manjakan engkau sangat dengan petai saja

kau suka aku tak suka,
aku suka engkau tak suka
sebab hari-hari aku nak tempe aje
sampai kau jemu menggoreng jadinya
mulalah komplen aku anak jawa
sendawa pun bau tempe aje,
tapi salah kau juga
kau tak pandai nak masak yang lainnya.

sampai sekarang ni aku pun tertanya-tanya
suka ke tak suka?...

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Konsep bekerja dalam Islam

PANDANGAN ISLAM TERHADAP SUAMI ISTERI BEKERJA

Oleh Ustaz Syed Hasan Alatas

Berkerja sebagai ibadah

ALLAH S.W.T. berfirman yang bermaksud:

“Dan katakanlah (wahai Muhamad) ! Bekerjalah kamu, maka Allah dan RasulNya serta orang-orang yang beriman akan melihat akan apa yang kamu kerjakan”. (al-Quran: Attaubah 105)

Oleh itu semua kita wajib bekerja, temasuk suami / isteri, untuk mencapai kebahagiaan hidup kita di dunia dan juga di akhirat. Hak dan kewajiban Suami adalah untuk melindungi isteri dan anak-anaknya, menyediakan segala keperluan hidup mereka seperti rumah tempat tinggal, memberikan nafkah
perbelanjaaan, mendidik dan membimbing anak isteri ke jalan yang diredhai Allah. Hak dan kewajiban isteri pula, termasuklah mentaati suami, mengurus rumahtangga, mendidik anak ke jalan yang diredhai Allah, melayan suami, dan sebagainya.

Semua kerja yang dilakukan jika sekiranya diniatkan kerana mematuhi dan mengharapkan keredhaan Allah, maka jadilah ia amal soleh. Semua amal perbuatan yang kita lakukan kerana mematuhi perintah Allah adalah IBADAH.

Allah berfirman yang bermaksud:

"Sesiapa yang beramal soleh sama ada lelaki atau perempuan sedangkan ia beriman maka sesungguhnya Kami akan menghidupkan dia dengan kehidupan yang baik, dan sesungguhnya Kami akan membalas mereka dengan memberikan pahala yang lebih baik dari apa yang mereka telah kerjakan ". (al-Quran: Annahl 97)
Isteri  Yang Berkerja

Di zaman serba canggih sekarang ini, ramai isteri terpaksa bekerja atas pelbagai sebab. Ada yang bekerja disebabkan untuk menanggung mak ataupun adik beradik yang masih kecil. Ada pula kerana ditinggalkan suami yang tercinta (meninggal dunia), bercerai, suami sakit dan sebagainya.

Meskipun demikian, jika kedua-dua suami isteri bekerja dan dapat menunaikan tugas masing-masing dengan baik, dan mematuhi perintah Allah dan RasulNya, dapat mencipta rumah tangga bahagia, dalam keadaan tenang dan tenteram, dan dalam hati kedua-duanya terpatri rasa cinta dan kasih sayang, saling hormat
menghormati, sehingga melahirkan zuriat yang berguna untuk agama, bangsa dan negara, maka pekerjaan mereka telah mendapat barokah dan diredhai oleh Allah s.w.t, apa yang mereka kerjakan itu jika diniatkan kerana Allah menjadilah pekerjaan itu sebahagian daripada  IBADAH.

Allah berfirman yang bermaksud:

"Sesiapa yang beramal soleh sama ada lelaki atau perempuan sedangkan ia beriman maka sesungguhnya Kami akan menghidupkan dia dengan kehidupan yang baik, dan sesungguhnya Kami akan membalas mereka dengan memberikan pahala yang lebih baik dari apa yang mereka telah kerjakan ". (al-Quran: Annahl 97)
Isteri  Yang Berkerja

Di zaman serba canggih sekarang ini, ramai isteri terpaksa bekerja atas pelbagai sebab. Ada yang bekerja disebabkan untuk menanggung mak ataupun adik beradik yang masih kecil. Ada pula kerana ditinggalkan suami yang tercinta (meninggal dunia), bercerai, suami sakit dan sebagainya.

Meskipun demikian, jika kedua-dua suami isteri bekerja dan dapat menunaikan tugas masing-masing dengan baik, dan mematuhi perintah Allah dan RasulNya, dapat mencipta rumah tangga bahagia, dalam keadaan tenang dan tenteram, dan dalam hati kedua-duanya terpatri rasa cinta dan kasih sayang, saling hormat
menghormati, sehingga melahirkan zuriat yang berguna untuk agama, bangsa dan negara, maka pekerjaan mereka telah mendapat barokah dan diredhai oleh Allah s.w.t, apa yang mereka kerjakan itu jika diniatkan kerana Allah menjadilah pekerjaan itu sebahagian daripada  IBADAH.

Cabaran Isteri Berkerja

Sejak awal pagi lagi selalunya suami isteri yang berkerja akan ke pejabat. Mereka pulang setelah petang, malah ada yang sampai di rumah setelah malam hari kerana  kesesakan ataupun halangan lain di jalan raya. Penjagaan anak-anak pula diserahkan sepenuhnya kepada pembantu, ataupun diserahkan ke Taska ataupun Tadika.

Suami isteri tiba di rumah dalam keadaan penat, menyebabkan anak-anak kurang mendapat kasih sayang, suami tidak  mendapat layanan, kesihatan  isteri selalu terganggu dan pertengkaran suami isteri menjadi lumrah. Keadaan ini bertambah parah jika berlaku  pendurhakaan anak-anak terhadap orang tua. Jika keadaan  ini berlanjutan, ini menunjukkan kita tidak dapat mengendali hidup dengan baik. Lebih teruk lagi boleh membawa kepada keruntuhan rumahtangga. Jadi, bahagia yang dikejar semakin jauh dari kenyataan,
walaupun kemewahan wang ringgit sudah tercapai.

Kita jangan lupa bahawa tujuan perkawinan ialah  untuk mencipta suasana aman tenteram dan kasih sayang suami isteri . Allah berfirman yang maksudnya:

"Dan diantara tanda yang membuktikan Kekuasaan dan RahmatNya, bahawa la menciptakan jodoh dari dirimu sendiri, supaya kamu bersenang hati dan hidup mesra dengannya, dan dijadikan antara kamu perasaan cinta dan kasih sayang."
(al-Quran:  Arrum: 21)

Oleh itu, kehidupan yang mesra dengan diliputi perasaan cinta dan kasih perlu terus dijaga meskipun kedua suami isteri bekerja, kerana suasana seperti ini akan menjadi contoh teladan bagi anak-anak kita. Supaya mereka tidak mengulangi kembali penderitaan yang telah dialami kedua orang tua mereka dalam kehidupan mereka.

Kehidupan mesra yang penuh dengan kasih sayang boleh dicapai jika  suami-isteri saling berkerjasama, saling tolong menolong, dengan perasaan kasih sayang. Sediakan masa yang secukupnya untuk keluarga dengan pergi  berkelah misalnya. Sentiasa berbincang dan mengatasi segala kesulitan yang timbul secara bersama. Jika hal ini boleh kita ujudkan  insya Allah rumah tangga bahagia dapat dipertahankan..Kita dan Harta Milik Allah

Bekerja kuat ketika muda adalah baik sekali, sebelum badan dimamah usia. Kita perlu pandai menggunakan pendapatan yang diperoleh  untuk simpanan dihari tua. Meskipun demikian kita jangan lupa, bahwa segala apa yang telah kita miliki itu adalah kepunyaan Allah s.w.t., yang dipinjamkan kepada kita. Oleh itu kita mesti pandai bersyukur atas segala nikmatNya, dan bila ditimpa musibah kita patut bersabar, dengan demikian hidup kita akan tenang, Insya Allah.

Bekerja adalah suatu kebajikan. Tolong menolong antara suami dan isteri adalah sesuatu yang dituntut oleh  Allah sebagaimana firmanNya  yang bermaksud:

"Dan hendaklah kamu bertolong-tolongan untuk membuat kebajikan dan bertaqwa, dan janganlah kamu bertutung-tulungan pada melakukan dosa dan pencerobohan."(Al-Quran surah Al-Maidah: 2)

Sebaliknya jika suami mampu menanggung semua keperluan hidup, dan isteri memilih bekerja dirumah sepenuh masa, maka itu adalah lebih baik. Kerana bekerja di rumah dan mendidik anak-anak untuk menjadi anak yang berguna, bukanlah pekerjaan yang mudah. Meskipun ada pembantu rumah, sudah tentu
penjagaan dan didikan seorang ibu lebih daripada  penjagaan dan pendidikan pembantu rumah.

Atas sebab ini, ada isteri-isteri  yang mengorbankan pekerjaan mereka, demi rumah tangga. Pendidikan yang tinggi yang mereka dimiliki akan membantu  mereka dalam  membina masa depan yang cemerlang untuk anak-anak.

Nabi s.a.w. telah mengingatkan kita:

"Setiap anak yang dilahirkan adalah suci, maka kedua orang tuanyalah yang menjadikan dia Yahudi, atau Nasrani atau Majusi." (H.R.Abu Ya’1a, Thabrani, dan Baihaqi)

Tujuan pendidikan Islam ialah untuk menyiapkan anak-anak kita, supaya jika mereka dewasa nanti mereka boleh melaksanakan dengan baik pekerjaan dunia dan amalan akhirat, sehingga tercipta kebahagiaan dunia dan kebahagiaan di akhirat, Untuk itu mereka perlu dididik menjadi orang yang beriman dan beramal soleh. Perlulah kepada mereka diberikan didikan keimanan, akhlak, ibadah solat, puasa, dan sebagainya, dan mereka perlu dibimbing kejalan yang diredhai Allah.

Sudah tentu mereka perlu mendapat pendidikan untuk mengerjakan berbagai Ilmu Pengetahuan keduniaan lainnya seperti berdagang, berternak, bertukang, menjadi guru, petani, semua ini meskipun kelihatan keduniaan jika sekiranya diniatkan kerana Allah jadilah ia ibadah., kerana semua ini juga perintah
Allah supaya kita memakmurkan bumi ini sebagai mana firmanNya yang bermaksud:

"Dialah yang menjadikan kamu dari bahan-bahan bumi serta menghendaki kamu memakmurkannya".
(al-Quran:  Hud: 61)

Untuk meujudkan generasi muda harapan Ummat sedemikian rupa, maka amat diperlukan suatu keluarga bahagia, keluarga yang menjadi contoh teladan, suami isteri yang rukun dan damai, dimana, suasana tulung menulung adalah menjadi amalan harian, suasana aman tenteram sebagaimana menjadi tujuan dan
perkawinan menjadi kenyataan.

Baginda Rasulallah s.a.w. dan keluarganya adalah tempat rujukan kita yang utama. Sejarah telah mernbuktikan, betapa rasa cinta dan kasih sayang Nabi s.a.w. terhadap isterinya Siti Khadijah demikian pula sebaliknya. Demikian pula betapa kasih sayang anak Baginda Fatimah Azzahra terhadap ayahandanya
dan suaminya adalah menjadi contoh teladan bagi kita yang sebaik-baiknya.

Kasih Sayang Terhadap Isteri

Kasih sayang Nabi s.a.w terhadap isterinya Khadijah bukan saja ketika hidup, malah sehingga Khadijah wafat, Nabi masih selalu menyebut-nyebut jasa baik Khadijah, sehingga menimbulkan rasa cemburu kepada Aisyah. Nabi s.a.w. tak dapat melupakan jasa bakti Khadijah ketika Baginda masih dalam kesusahan.
Khadijah telah mengorbankan seluruh apa yang ada padanya demi untuk perjuangan menegakkan Islam. Kasih sayang Nabi kepada isterinya Khadijah bukan saja ketika masa hidup Khadijah, malah hingga wafatnya, sehingga selama hayat Khadijah Nabi s.a.w. hanya seorang saja isterinya, yaitu siti Khadijah.

Demikian pula ananda Baginda Fatimah Azzahra, telah bekerja keras membina rumah tangga bahagia, bersama suaminya yang tercinta, sehingga pecah-pecah tangannya kerana mengisar gandum, untuk makanan sekeluarga. Pernah suaminya mengesyorkan kepada Fatimah supaya menemui ayahnya untuk meminta sekedar bantuan pembantu rumah untuk meringankan tugas harian yang dialaminya.

Meskipun begitu kasih sayang Nabi s.a.w. kepada anandanya Fatimah, kerana Fatimah memang semenjak kecilnya ikut mengalami penderitaan yang dialami ayahandanya ketika Nabi s.a.w. mula menegak, mempertahan dan memperjuangkan Islam. Pernah ketika Nabi s.a.w. sedang sujud mendapat gangguan dari orang Quraisy, mereka meletakkan kotoran binatang dibelakang tubuh Nabi s.a.w. maka ketika itu dengan tangisan seorang anak kecil, Fatimah membuang kotoran itu dari tubuh Nabi s.a.w.

Meskipun begitu rapat hubungan antara Nabi dan Fatimah, tapi Nabi tidak memanjakan Fatimah malah Nabi s.a.w. menasihatkan Fatimah Azzahra supaya tetap bersabar atas cubaan Allah s.w.t. itu, kepada Fatimah Azzahra, nabi s.a.w. mengajarnya supaya membaca kalimah
Subhannallah 33 x,
Alhamdulillah
33 x,
 Allahu Akbar 33 x,

setiap selesai solat, dan juga ketika hendak tidur dimalam hari, pesan Nabi s.a.w. telah diamalkan oleh Fatimah Azzahra, dan juga amalan ini, biasa telah diamalkan oleh ummat Islam.

Oleh kerana kesetiaan dan kasih sayang Fatimah terhadap suaminya Saidina Ali bin Abi Tbalib k.w. kita tahu selama Fatimah Azzahra masih hidup isteri Saidina Ali hanya sorang saja.

Pergaulan suami isteri

Mudah-mudahan hal ini menjadi pelajaran bagi kita Ummat Islam supaya suami sentiasa bergaul dengan isterinya dengan baik, dengan penuh kasih sayang dan kesetiaan, demikian sebaliknya demi untuk mencipta rumah tangga bahagia, sebagai contoh teladan yang telah ditunjukkan oleh Nabi s.a.w. dan anandanya
Fatimah Azzahra. Kewajiban suami bergaul dengan isterinya dengan cara yang baik, sopan santun dan menghargai dan menghormati isterinya Allah berfirman yang bermaksud:

“... dan gaulilah mereka (isteri) dengan baik dan sopan, penuh pengertian
dan bila ada sesuatu yang tidak kamu sukai padanya (hendaklah kamu sabar)
boleh jadi kamu benci kepada sesuatu, sedangkan Allah menjadikan kebaikan
yang banyak didalamnya.
(al-Quran surah Annisak: 19)

Amat menyedihkan pergaulan yang mesra dan penuh cinta dan kasih sayang hanya ketika belum menjadi sumi isteri. Ketika itu banyaklah kata-kata yang indah dan puja puji kita nyatakan. Akan tetapi setelah menjadi suami isteri perasaan cinta dan kasih sayang itu semakin lama semakin pudar, masing-masing mulai melihat segala kekurangan pasangannya, yang berakhir dengan keinginan berpisah.

Amat malang jika perceraian itu dibuat secara terburu-buru, malah ada yang sampai hati hanya dengan menggunakan SMS. Meskipun perceraian itu dibenarkan, akan tetapi itu adalah jalan yang terakhir sekali  perceraian itu meskipun halal tapi amat dibenci oleh Allah dan RasulNya, kerana akibatnya amatlah besar, terutama sekali terhadap anak-anak yang menjadi korban perceraian.

Jadi Islam membenarkan suami isteri bekerja asalkan pekerjaan itu sesuai untuk kedua, suami isteri dan dalam keredhaan Allah s.w.t. Untuk itu perlulah kita menguatkan Iman kita dengan mengikut perintah Allah dan RasulNya, dan kedua-dua suami isteri perlu. menjaga kerukunan dan ketenangan , dan dapat melahirkan zuriat yang baik untuk kebahagiaan hidup sekeluarga didunia hingga ke akhirat, dan lahirlah keturunan yang berguna, untuk agama, bangsa dan negara dan berguna pula untuk Ummat seluruhnya.

wassalam,

UMM 'IRFAAN/CIKJU
03-4107 1630

Monday, December 27, 2004

Love Tips.


Read each one carefully and think about it a second or two...


1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.


True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know ! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!!

me: it take times for me to accept, please give me time, all i need time k...'sigh'

Sunday, December 26, 2004

No offense to the guys...^_^

Men Are Hard To Pleased

The problems with GUYS:

If u
TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE
with him;
If u
Don't, he says u are PROUD
.
If u
DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE
him;
If u
Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u
ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN
;
If u keep
QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are
SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
;
If he's
Smarter than u, he is GREAT
.
If u
don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS
u;
If u
Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u
don't make love with him., he says u don't Love
him;
If u
do he says u are CHEAP
.
If u tell him your
PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME
;
If u
don't, he says that u don't TRUST
him.
If u
SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY
to him;
If he
SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit)

If u
BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED
;
If he
BREAKS his, he is FORCED
to do so.
If u
SMOKE, u are BAD
girl;
If he
SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
;
If he does
WELL, it's BRAINS
.
If u
HURT him, u are CRUEL
;
If he
HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE
!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is......
.SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter

Test on which preferred haunted room...working attitude

Test on which preferred haunted room you choose relatively determines your working attitude... I guess!

One day, you get lost in the wilderness while travelling. It gets dark
and you have no choice but to seek refuge  in a small hut nearby.  The owner tells you all his rooms are haunted. Which room will you choose?
The room where:

Room (A) - a human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window
Room (B) - the bathroom door creaks open and  close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing
Room (C) - the bed starts  rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it
Room (D) - a headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night

Please make 1 (one) comfortable (!!!????) choice BEFORE you scroll down for the explanation.

The answers will be interesting..........
Decide your PREFERRED ROOM first...
Decided? If YES, please scroll down for explanation...
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ROOM A) A human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window.
Explanation: You need a lot of private space and are more suitable to work alone. You look for stability i.e. a job that is not easily affected by external factors and provides steady income. I.e. Doctor, lawyer, SOHO, teacher, administrator.

ROOM B) The bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing.

Explanation: You prefer a stable job that does not require you to

Friday, December 24, 2004

An Anecdote to Share.

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

"I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."

"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.

"Yes," the farmer replied proudly!.

"I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of."

And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?

Sir Winston Churchill.

Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

Monday, December 20, 2004

Kata-kata yang manis hari ini: Bintang



"Walau ada beribu bintang di dada langit,
ku hanya ingin jadi satu bintang;
bintang yang setia menyinarimu walau di luar sedarmu."

~Hamba Allah~

Saturday, December 18, 2004

Qoutes of the Day: Friends

 
"False friends are like our shadow;
keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine,
but leaving us the instant we cross into the shade"
~John Christian Bovee~

Customer Services : IT :D

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Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

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Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's
still on my desk...
sorry
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Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates damnit!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try

it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he
can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: No.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening...

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Customer: My
keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague
do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can
you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Customer: I was working in Word
and clicked the help button more
than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping
me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle
around it?

Google Image

Only One Line All it takes :D


From Google Image

*Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!

*The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove
it.

*A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't
have had if you'd stayed single.

*The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.

*If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counselling.

*The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

*If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

*My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses...He drinks straight
out of the bottle.

*Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

*Getting caught is the mother of invention.

*Advertisement: Guitar, for sale, cheap, no strings attached

*"Buffet". A French word that means "Get up & get it yourself !"

*My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.

*Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

*Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone

Brain Ticklerz


Q#1    Which Alphabet Iz Liquid ??
Ans     T ,Tea is A liquid....



Q#2    Where does Friday comes before Tuesday??
Ans     In the Dictionary......


Q#3    What iz d MosT ShocKing ciTy??
Ans     ElectriCity..........


Q#4    Whatz fluffy, purs ,n mews but it isn't cat ??
Ans     A KittEn.........


Q#5    What neVer AskS u Question , but u AlwayS answer iT?
Ans     TelepHonE............


Q#6    What happens when u throw a blue cap into the red sea??
Ans     It GEts wEt.............


Q#7    What is it that every child breaks every day??
Ans     ScilencE............


Q#8    What run without legs??
Ans     Water.........


Q#9    What is it that u hv. 2 keep once u hv. given it??
Ans     Ur Promise.......


Q#10   What has a head,a tail but no body??
Ans      Coin.........

Monday, December 13, 2004

Ever Wonder?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


 

Saturday, December 11, 2004

10 Things ALLAH won't ask you

1... Allah won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many

      People you drove that didn't have transportation.

2...Allah won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how

    Many people you welcomed into your home.

3...Allah won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll ask

    How many you helped to clothes.

4... Allah won't ask what your highest salary was; He'll ask if you

      Compromised your character to obtain it.

5...Allah won't ask what your job title was; He'll ask if you performed

    Your job to the best of your ability.

6...Allah won't ask how many friends you had, He'll ask how many people

    To whom you were friends

7...Allah won't ask in what neighbourhood you lived, He'll ask how you

    Treated your neighbours.

8...Allah won't ask about the colour of your skin, He'll ask about the

    Content of your character.

9...Allah won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation; He'll

    Lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of
Hell.

10...Allah won't ask how many people you forwarded this to; He'll ask

      If you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.


Happy moments, praise Allah. Difficult moments, seek Allah.
Quiet Moments, worship Allah. Painful moments trust Allah.
Every moment, Thank Allah.

Syukran
Baarakallaahu fiikum
Wassalam

Friday, December 10, 2004

A Long Time Ago...

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree.

A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday.

He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow...

He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.

Time went by...the little boy had grown up,

And he no longer played around the tree every day.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad.

"Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy.

"I am no longer a kid, I do not play around trees any more"

The boy replied.

"I want toys. I need money to buy them."

"Sorry, but I do not have money...

But you can pick all my apples and sell them.

So, you will have money.

" The boy was so excited.

He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily.

The boy never came back after he picked the apples.

The tree was sad.

One day, the boy who now turned into a man returned

And the tree was excited "Come and play with me" the tree said.

"I do not have time to play. I have to work for my family.

We need a house for shelter.

Can you help me?

" Sorry",

But I do not have any house. But you can chop off my branches

To build your house.

" So the man cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.

The tree was glad to see him happy but the man never came back since then.

The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day,

The man returned and the tree was delighted.

"Come and play with me!" the tree said.

"I am getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself.

"Can you give me a boat?"

"Said the man".

"Use my trunk to build your boat.

You can sail far away and be happy.

" So the man cut the tree trunk to make a boat.

He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

Finally, the man returned after many years.

"Sorry, my boy. But I do not have anything for you anymore.

No more apples for you...

" The tree said".

"No problem, I do not have any teeth to bite

" The man replied.

"No more trunk for you to climb on"

"I am too old for that now" the man said.

"I really cannot give you anything...

The only thing left is my dying root,"

The tree said with tears.

"I do not need much now, just a place to rest.

I am tired after all these years" the man replied.

"Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest,

Come, come sit down with me and rest.

" The man sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears...

This is you and the tree is your parent. !!!!!

Take Care of Ur Parents as also the teachings of our religion

Just 10 years ago!!!


Before the computer age,
An APPLICATION was for employment.
A PROGRAMME was a television show.
WINDOWS were something you hated to clean.
A KEYBOARD was a piano.
MEMORY was something you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
COMPRESS was something you did to garbage.
LOG ON was adding wood to a fire.
A HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road.
A MOUSE PAD  was where a mouse lived.
And a BACKUP happened to your toilet.
CUT you did with scissors.
PASTE you did with glue.
A WEB was a spider's home.
And a VIRUS was a flu !!!!!

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Dosa yang lebih besar dari berzina

Pada suatu senja yang lengang, terlihat seorang wanita berjalan
terhuyung-hayang. Pakaiannya yang serba hitam menandakan bahawa ia berada dalam dukacita yang mencekam.

Tudung kepalanya menangkup rapat hampir seluruh wajahnya tanpa hias muka atau perhiasan menempel di tubuhnya. Kulit yang bersih, badan yang ramping dan roman mukanya yang ayu, tidak dapat menghapus kesan kepedihan yang telah
meroyak hidupnya.

Ia melangkah terseret-seret mendekati kediaman rumah Nabi Musa a.s.Diketuknya pintu perlahan-lahan sambil mengucapkan salam. Maka terdengarlah ucapan dari dalam "Silakan masuk". Perempuan cantik itu lalu berjalan masuk sambil kepalanya terus menunduk. Air matanya berderai tatkala ia berkata,
"Wahai Nabi Allah. Tolonglah saya. Doakan saya agar Tuhan berkenan mengampuni dosa keji saya." "Apakah dosamu wahai wanita ayu?" Tanya Nabi Musa a.s. terkejut. "Saya takut mengatakannya." Jawab wanita cantik. "Katakanlah jangan ragu-ragu!" Desak Nabi Musa.

Maka perempuan itupun secara ketakutan bercerita, "Saya... telah berzina". Kepala Nabi Musa terangkat, hatinya tersentak. Perempuan itu meneruskan,
"Dari perzinaan itu saya pun...lantas hamil. Setelah anak itu lahir, langsung saya... cekik lehernya sampai... mati," ucap wanita itu seraya menangis sejadi-jadinya. Mata Nabi Musa pun berapi-api. Dengan muka berang ia mengherdik, "Perempuan celaka, pergi kamu dari sini! Agar siksa Allah tidak jatuh ke dalam rumahku kerana perbuatanmu. Pergi!"... teriak Nabi
Musa sambil memalingkan muka kerana jijik.

Perempuan berwajah ayu dengan hati bagaikan kaca membentur batu hancur luluh segera bangkit dan melangkah surut. Dia menangis terangguk-angguk dan keluar dari dalam rumah Nabi Musa. Ratap tangisnya amat memilukan. Ia tak
tahu harus ke mana lagi hendak mengadu. Bahkan dia tak tahu ke manakah kakinya untuk melangkah. Bila seorang Nabi saja sudah menolaknya, bagaimana pula manusia lain bakal menerimanya? Terbayang olehnya betapa besar dosanya,
betapa jahat perbuatannya.

Sepeninggalannya, Malaikat Jibril turun mendatangi Nabi Musa. Sang Ruhul Amin Jibril lalu bertanya, "Mengapa engkau menolak seorang wanita yang hendak bertaubat dari dosanya? Tidakkah engkau tahu dosa yang lebih besar daripadanya?" Nabi Musa terperanjat. "Dosa apakah yang lebih besar
dari kekejian wanita penzina dan pembunuh itu?" Maka Nabi Musa dengan penuh rasa ingin tahu bertanya kepada Jibril. "Betulkah ada dosa yang lebih besar daripada perempuan yang hina itu?" "Ada!" jawab Jibril dengan tegas. "Dosa
apakah itu?" tanya Musa yang kian keliru.


"Orang yang meninggalkan solat dengan sengaja dan tanpa menyesal. Orang itu dosanya lebih besar daripada
seribu kali berzina".

Mendengar penjelasan ini Nabi Musa kemudian memanggil wanita tadi untuk menghadap kembali kepadanya. Ia mengangkat tangan dengan khusyuk untuk memohonkan keampunan kepada Allah untuk perempuan tersebut. Nabi Musa menyedari, orang yang meninggalkan sembahyang dengan sengaja dan tanpa penyesalan adalah sama saja seperti berpendapat bahawa sembahyang itu tidak wajib dan tidak perlu atas dirinya. Bererti ia seakan-akan menganggap remeh
perintah Tuhan, bahkan seolah-olah menganggap Tuhan tidak punya hak untuk mengatur dan memerintah hamba-Nya. Sedangkan orang yang bertaubat dan menyesali dosanya dengan sungguh-sungguh bererti masih mempunyai iman di
dadanya dan yakin bahawa Allah itu ada, di jalan ketaatan kepada-Nya. Itulah sebabnya Tuhan pasti mahu menerima kedatangannya.

Dalam hadis Nabi SAW disebutkan : Orang yang meninggalkan solat lebih besar dosanya dibandingkan dengan orang yang membakar 70 buah Al-Quran, membunuh 70 nabi dan bersetubuh dengan ibunya di dalam Kaabah. Dalam
hadis yang lain disebutkan bahawa orang yang meninggalkan solat sehingga terlewat waktu, kemudian ia mengqadanya, maka ia akan disiksa dalam neraka selama satu huqub. Satu huqub adalah lapan puluh tahun. Satu tahun terdiri dari 360
hari, sedangkan satu hari di akhirat perbandingannya adalah seribu tahun di dunia.

Demikianlah kisah Nabi Musa dan wanita penzina dan dua hadis Nabi, mudah-mudahan menjadi pengajaran bagi kita dan timbul niat untuk melaksanakan kewajiban solat dengan istiqomah (berterusan).


me: Ya Allah ya tuhanku, peliharalah solatku...amin amin insya Allah...^_^

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Signs of Qiyamat

Why is it so hard to tell the truth but yet so easy to tell a lie?

Why are we so sleepy in mosque but right when the prayer is over, we suddenly wake up?

Why is it so hard to talk about Allah but yet so easy to talk about nasty stuff ?

Why is it so boring to look at a Islamic Article but yet so easy to look at a nasty one?

Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail but yet we forward all of the nasty ones?

Why are the mosque's getting smaller, but yet the dance clubs are getting larger?

Do you give up? Think about it ....Are you going to forward this, or delete it

Just remember-Allah is watching you. Prayer Wheel, Let's see the devil stop this one!

Here's what the wheel is all about. When you receive this, say a prayer for the person that sent it to you.... There are no costs, but wonderful rewards.... Let's continue praying for one another.

As we look at this article we realise how true the Messenger(P.B.U.H) was these signs were prophesized 1400 years ago!!! Take a look.... Now this is scary but soooooooo TRUE!!!!

Camels will no longer be used as a means of transport; People will ride on saddles that aren't saddles (cars?) The distance on earth will become short; Horses will not be used in wars; Muslims will defeat the Byzantines which will end with the conquest of Constantinople(Istanbul)

The Jews will gather again to live in Bilad Canaan; Very tall buildings will be built;

The disappearance of knowledge and the appearance of ignorance, with much killing;

Adultery will become widespread, and the drinking of wine will become common; The number of men will decrease and the number of women will increase until there are 50 women to be looked after by one man.

Islam will become worn out like clothes are, until no one will know what fasting, prayer, charity and rituals are;

Allah will send a disease to fornicators that will have no cure (Aids?); People will begin to believe in the stars and reject AL QADAR (THE DIVINE DECREE OF DESTINY);

Men will pass by people's graves and say: "Would that I were in his place"; (large amount of sucidal deaths?)

The Euphrates will uncover a mountain of gold for which people will fight over (the river of Alfurat that lies near Syria);

Two large groups of people will fight one another, and there will be many casualties; they will both be following the same religion (World War II?);

Approximately 30 DAJJALS will appear, each one claiming to be the messenger of ALLAH;

Earthquakes will increase; Time will pass quickly; Afflictions will appear; Killing will increase; Wealth will increase; Women will be wearing clothes but not wearing clothes

THE PROPHET (saw) SAID: "IF MY UMMAH BEARS 15! TRAITS(QUALITIES), TRIBULATION WILL FOLLOW IT." (DAY OF JUDGEMENT) SOMEONE ASKED,"WHAT ARE THEY O MESSENGER OF ALLAH?" HE (saw) SAID:

When any gain is shared out only among the rich, with no benefit to the poor; When a trust becomes a means of making profit; When paying ZAKKAT becomes a burden;

When voices are raised in the mosque; When the leader of a people is the worst of them; When people treat a man with respect because what he may do;

When much wine is drunk; red wind or the earth swallow them, or to be transformed into animals."

'IMRAN IBN HUSAYN SAID: "THE PROPHET (AS) SAID, 'SOME PEOPLE OF THIS UMMAH WILL BE SWALLOWED BY THE EARTH, TRANSFORMED INTO
ANIMALS, AND SOME WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH STONES'. ONE OF THE
MUSLIMS ASKED, WHEN WILL THAT BE O MESSENGER Of ALLAH?' HE SAID, 'WHEN SINGERS AND MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WILL BECOME POPULAR, AND MUCH WINE IS DRUNK.'"

THE GREATER SIGNS OF THE HOUR The Quran will disappear in one night, even from the people's hearts, and no Ayyah will be left on earth. (Some groups of old people will be left who will say: "We heard of fathers' saying "LAILLAHA ILLA ALLAH" so we repeat it)

The appearance of the MAHDI;
The appearance of the DAJJAL (Anti Christ);
The appearance of Ya'juj and Ma'juj (biblical Gog and Magog);
Isa (Jesus) will come during the time of Dajjal;
The rising of the sun from the west;
The destruction of the Ka'ba and the recovery of its treasures;
The smoke.

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